Posts Tagged ‘halloween’
From Ross Wolinsky's "The Millennial Raven" in McSweeney's: Once upon a midnight dreary, Tinder swiping, buzzed and weary/I asked Siri about my sushi ordered one hour before/ While I chewed some pretzels, snacking, suddenly there came a tapping/As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my apartment ...
Finally, someone's asking the important questions.
As it’s Halloween, which baguette is the most scary? Give your reasoning pls pic.twitter.com/vQfuVx3HCW
— Dave (@sheepfilms) October 24, 2019
61 percent of respondents picked the #3, the "baguette skeleton," with the Spider Bread (#4) coming in second at 29 percent.
But clearly 90 percent of ...
Halloween, like many modern American holidays, is a kind of mashup of different cultural traditional traditions rooted in the autumnal harvest, and some kind of celebration or connection with the spirit world. You see it in Mexico with Dia de los Muertos; and in pre-Christian Ireland, it was Oíche Shamhna ("Shamna" being the genitive ...
This is an excellent Halloween costume.
“I was the pink Yip Yip, my husband was the gray Yip Yip. It won us the best couple's at a friend's party last year.”
That's @DumptruckWithABeard.
Yip Yip Yip, uh-huh, uh-huh
Got no idea what this is about? Watch.
I remember being so scared of these Yip Yips when ...
Scary stuff! These 'Haunted House' operations require their patrons to sign a 40-page legal waiver. Before entering the venue, Halloween revelers must also possess insurance.
The 'McKamey Manor' haunted house venues in Summertown, Tennessee, and Huntsville, Alabama, also require that you be at least 18, pass a background check and drug test, and have a 'safe ...
A group costume is a surefire way to slay Halloween — especially when it involves the creator of Blue Steel.
Group costumes are extra safe, since you know your friends are hitting the town equally as dressed up as you are, and they automa... ...
“Corgi’s first pumpkin patch.”
What an adorable critter I mean a terrifying spider!
Photo and video by the dog's human, @whynothmm.
Check it out with sound.
Corgi’s first pumpkin patch
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"Look into my pies"
Baker Lorraine Elliott has just the thing to bake this Halloween: creepy, vanilla-scented rhubarb "eye pies." A conversation with her friend Nina inspired them:
"I'm so hungry I'm going to eat someone's face off!" she said with madness in her eyes, while kneeling dangerously close to my face.
"How long have you been on ...
Trimbandit's Scary Animated Zombie Groundbreaker Instructable uses two pneumatics to make a partially buried zombie **** and pitch and seem to try to claw its way out of your lawn -- it's an incredibly effective illusion, one that capitalizes on the jerking, sudden motions of the pneumatic to lend a terrifying, otherworldly vigor that ...
Boo!
What a work of art.
There are scary jack-o-lanterns and there are HORRIFYINGLY AWFULLY TERRIFYING ONES.
This is one of those, from PyroDragon.
As the title says, this is a continuation from my original post of this Funkin, since it's now completed.I've decided to call him "SPITHOPS ™", which is short for
"Spookiest Pumpkin ...